I'm blonde so I must be dumb.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I don't have sex alot, so I must be a prude.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob.
I wear black, so I must be a Goth.
I smell, so I must be a hobo.
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm a guy, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a girl, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I don't have sex alot, so I must be a prude.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a snob.
I wear black, so I must be a Goth.
I smell, so I must be a hobo.
Label's Are Not Fair. Period.


